LLOYDS BANKING GROUP have revealed their new logo.
A spokesperson said: “The black horse doesn’t really convey Antonio Horty Nosorio’s banking ethos and customer culture so as
we’re taking such a battering from the media, politicians, lawyers, customers and our own staff we felt we needed a more
The new logo was designed by Tracey Emin and personally commissioned by Lloyds CEO Antonio Horty
Nosorio-the City’s “special one”.
Tracey says, “It combines the L of Lloyds with the time honoured expression
of deference to aggrieved customers- they paid me a f*****g fortune to knock it up”.