WE UNDERSTAND FROM OUR HOTLINE CONTRIBUTORS THAT ALL IS NOT WELL AT THE TOP OF YOUR BANK?
Our whistleblowing sources tell us that the relentless pressure from the APPG, the recent debate in the House of Commons and Kevin Hollinrake’s question during this week’s PMQ’s plus the ongoing investigation by Thames Valley police, the National Crime Agency and the consistent adverse media coverage of Lloyds bank is causing a major split amongst senior management ranks. Apparently even members of the board are expressing their opposition to the current senior management strategy of lie and deny.
The most amusing anecdote we’ve received is that Horty Nosorio is ‘more than pissed off’ with the ‘media obsession with Noel Edmonds.’
WELL HORTY YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET ANOTHER VERY NASTY SHOCK
In the meantime Noel sends you this thought for your day:
HORTY-YOU’VE LIED SO OFTEN YOU CAN NEVER BE TRUSTED