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My cyber security people ( I didn’t know there was such a thing until this all kicked off)  say my systems have been hacked again over the weekend. Thats 4 times in as many months and I’m on my 3rd phone since November.

I BLAME LLOYDS BANK

Until I went public last Spring with my fight to retrieve my ‘stolen goods’ from LLOYDS my only previous experience of hacking was limited to a suspicion I’d been telephone tapped by tabloid journalists. However, this is on a different level and its costing me a fortune to protect my personal and security systems.

I BLAME LLOYDS BANK

I don’t believe in coincidences so I refuse to accept there’s some other explanation for these attacks.

I BLAME LLOYDS BANK

Someone has infected my computers. Someone has organised the torrents of junk and filthy messages I now receive.

I BLAME LLOYDS BANK

No matter how often I change my phones every time they’re switched on I’m assaulted by a swathe of the most disgusting material. Frankly I don’t believe that all these Eastern European ladies really do want to- f**k me till my b***s ache- an activity that seems more appropriate for the serial womaniser HORTY NOSORIO.

I BLAME LLOYDS BANK-ACTUALLY TO BE MORE ACCURATE-I BLAME HORTY NOSORIO AND HIS THUGS.

Dear Mr Horty Nosorio,

You probably received a copy of this on your desk at LLOYDS HQ, Gresham St, before I’d even sent it to my team for publication. So you’ll also know how much dirt on you and your corrupt bank we are receiving on a daily basis.

You lied to the British public and media when last year you said all of your victims would be compensated ‘swiftly and fairly’ and secretly you’ve issued orders to destroy anyone who opposes your evil agenda.

You didn’t get the HSBC job you coveted because they realised you’re the most reviled Bankster in the world. So now you’re clinging on in the hope your Board of Accomplices will rubber stamp your £30 million pension because no other decent bank is going to want you.

Indeed the odds are now on a criminal record being added to your tarnished CV. 

But of course you’ll know from my emails that I’m in constant dialogue with the police and parliament and from my phone calls and texts who is also determined to fight you at every inch of the way.There’s quite a lot of us aren’t there?

I hope you enjoyed reading this as I typed it !

NOEL EDMONDS

14:06 Mon Jan 22nd (but you already knew that didn’t you?)