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This is an extract from LLOYDS ONLINE ANTI-BRIBERY
Group Anti-Bribery Policy
|GROUP ANTI-BRIBERY POLICY SUMMARY FOR THIRD PARTY SUPPLIERS|
|Lloyds Banking Group has a moral and ethical duty to act with the highest standards of integrity and honesty in all it does. This Policy builds on the Group’s corporate responsibility to its customers, shareholders and colleagues to deter, detect and disrupt those who would seek to use the Group to facilitate any form of financial crime.
BOLLOCKS! LLOYDS IS RIDDLED WITH CRIMINAL ACTIVITY. THEY DON’T KNOW THE MEANING OF INTEGRITY AND HONESTY.
Lloyds Banking Group has no appetite for breaching bribery and corruption legislation and/or regulation.
BOLLOCKS! LLOYDS HAS A VORACIOUS APPETITE FOR CORRUPTION.
FRAUD, FORGERY, BRIBERY AND PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE
This includes activities conducted by an external party supplying services for or on behalf of the Group, or acting on the Group’s behalf (the “Supplier”).
In the UK these requirements are included in (amongst others):
particular, principles 1, 2, 3 and 8;
Part 2 – sections 9 & 13); and
legislation that has extra-territorial application).
In jurisdictions where the local legislative and regulatory requirements exceed the requirements set out in this document, the Supplier must comply with such higher standards.
The primary aim of anti-bribery risk management is to ensure that payments, offers, promises of a bribe (making a bribe) or receipt, requests or acceptance of a bribe (being bribed) by an individual or associated party does not occur.
The purpose of this Policy is to:-
For the purposes of this Policy bribery is defined as ‘an offer or receipt of any gift, fee, reward or other advantage to or from any person as an inducement to do something in the conduct of the Group’s business, which is dishonest, illegal or a breach of trust’.
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