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A LLOYDS spokesperson said:”The police spend so much time on our premises trawling our files we’ve really got very chummy so Antonio offered to tell them our modus operandi so the police can learn at first hand how we bankers hide our crimes”


Inspector Plod said: ” These LLOYDS guys are shit hot operators and we’ve learnt a lot from them. Believe me LLOYDS could teach the Mafia a thing or two”.