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NOEL EDMONDS

EXPOSING CRIMINALITY
IN LLOYDS BANK

Countdown to LLOYDS’ Meltdown !

LLOYDS 2019 AGM- MAY16th- EDINBURGH
Noel Edmonds will expose the full extent of the crimes committed by Lloyds Bank.

Lloyds Bank has been fined for supporting arms dealing,money laundering and tax evasion (source:BBC), rigging interest rates,cheating shareholders and abusing its own staff. Lloyds Bank is engaged in “systemic wrongdoing and criminality” (House of Commons debate Jan 2018) and blocking police investigations (Thames Valley police).Lloyds Bank senior executives are guilty of “perverting the course of justice” (Anthony Stansfeld-Police and Crime Commissioner) and have misled the Lloyds Board in contravention of the FCA’s- Senior Managers and Certification Regime- (Mr Jonathan Laidlaw QC).

Lloyds Bank consistently demonstrates a total disregard for the financial regulations and the rule of law. The mastermind behind the Lloyds policy of ‘lie and deny’ is the Portuguese CEO, Antonio Horta Osorio who has consistently lied to Parliament, the Police, the Serious Fraud Office, the National Crime Agency, the FCA, the media, the shareholders and the British public.

Antonio Horta Osorio must now feel the full weight of English law and be charged with organising the massive, decade-long, coverup of Lloyds criminal activities in London, Bristol and Edinburgh. Osorio must now be charged with “perverting the course of justice”.The prosecution to be conducted in a Crown Court in front of a jury. Maximum jail term-LIFE.

 

Victims of Lloyds criminality in Bristol (BSU) contact- mcgrath703@hotmail.com
Lloyds Signature Forgery victims, contact- Facebook @BankSignatureForgeryCampaign
Lloyds CEO Antonio Horta Osorio resignation demands, contact-kevin.hollinrake.mp@parliament.uk
Prosecution of Lloyds Chairman Lord Blackwell, contact- Anthony.Stansfeld@thamesvalley.pnn.police.uk

CHANGE TO ANOTHER BANK

Collectively we have created a dynamic force against the corrupt senior management of Lloyds bank. Time to change to another Bank?

LLOYDS BANK BRISTOL-COVER UP?

There’s enough evidence to suggest that a group of morally corrupt and possibly criminal professionals in Bristol have been running a sophisticated scam to defraud Lloyds customers and seize their assets. The Bristol victims also allege that there has been a cover-up in Bristol by Avon and Somerset police and their Police and Crime Commissioner.

HORTY NOSORIO IS A BRAZEN LIAR AND CROOK

Time elapsed since HORTY NOSORIO publicly stated in 2017 that all victims of Lloyds’ criminality would be compensated-“fairly and swiftly”

RADIO 4 REPORTS ON LLOYD’S FLAWED COMPENSATION SCHEME

On Monday Dec 17th Today on BBC Radio 4 covered the complaint made to the Financial Conduct Authority by the SME Alliance which represents small business owners ruined by the HBOS fraud. The Alliance are strongly critical of the FCA for allowing Lloyds to set up a “Flawed compensation scheme”.

THE PRESSURE MOUNTS

The pressure mounts on the UK’s most despised CEO, the corporate director controlling the UK’s most toxic company, LLOYDS BANK.

The Times has seen legal advice suggesting that the Lloyds compensation scheme is unlikely to provide just redress to the victims.

 

Lloyds’ compensation scheme ‘defective’

A compensation scheme set up by Lloyds Banking Group for small business owners ruined by a banking fraud has been labelled “defective”, based on a “flawed” methodology and “partial” to the bank’s interests.

A barrister’s opinion commissioned by representatives of some of the victims outlines alleged failings with the redress process established for business owners who suffered after a fraud at the Reading branch of HBOS.

Scores of small companies were damaged or destroyed when consultants linked with an HBOS “turnaround” unit asset-stripped their businesses and stole from the bank. Six men, including two former employees of the lender, were jailed for the £245 million scam last year. HBOS merged with Lloyds in September 2008.

Legal advice prepared by Jonathan Laidlaw, QC, and seen by The Times says that the compensation scheme is “unlikely to provide just redress” and that the level of compensation being paid out “gives rise to a real sense of injustice”.

Mr Laidlaw was commissioned by SME Alliance, a group which represents businesses damaged by banking scandals. The group has also made an official complaint to the Financial Conduct Authority which accuses António Horta-Osório, the Lloyds chief executive, of failing to immediately alert his board to a critical internal bank report.

The Project Lord Turnbull report alleges a conspiracy to “conceal the Reading incident” . Lloyds said that the report was provided to regulators and the police in 2014. However, it has been alleged that the board was not alerted until at least three years later.

It is understood that the FCA has received more than one complaint under the senior managers regime — legislation introduced after the financial crisis to ensure that executives are held directly responsible for their actions — alleging that Mr Horta-Osório failed in his corporate governance duties. A spokesman for the regulator declined to comment on the complaint but said that an investigation into the bank’s handling of HBOS Reading was “ongoing”.

Mr Laidlaw said that issues with the compensation scheme, which is independently overseen by Russel Griggs, a banking adviser, include victims not being properly consulted on its design; victims not being allowed to see the documents that decisions are based upon; and outcomes not being based upon detailed or sound reasoning. He wrote: “The Griggs review is flawed because it fails to adhere to well-established principles of natural justice.”

A parliamentary debate on the redress scheme is scheduled to take place tomorrow. The debate was secured by Kevin Hollinrake, co-chairman of the all-party parliamentary group on fair business banking.

Mr Hollinrake said that Lloyds had “sought to minimise payments to those who have suffered” and described the compensations scheme as a “sham” and a “national disgrace”. He said that Mr Horta-Osório “must be subject to a rigorous investigation under the senior managers regime for both the failures of the [compensation] process and the alleged cover-up”.

A spokeswoman for Lloyds said that the Griggs review was the “right approach” for delivering “fair and reasonable compensation for customers in a way which was quicker and less expensive than through a court process. We believe this objective has been fulfilled”.

Lloyds said that 71 customers in the review had received offers, 64 of which have been accepted, and that the compensation scheme was “reaching its conclusion”.

The bank has appointed Dame Linda Dobbs, a retired judge, to consider whether it properly investigated and reported the fraud after the HBOS acquisition. It said that this was the “appropriate forum for considering matters in relation to the Turnbull report”. Professor Griggs declined to comment.

HOW DO WE KNOW BANKERS LIE?

What is the bankers’ default position when their crimes and wrong doings are discovered by the regulators, the police or the media?
Time and time again we have seen banks and bankers resort to the same nefarious strategies in a brazen  attempt to avoid responsibility for their behaviour.

I’M A LLOYDS EMPLOYEE, GET ME OUT OF HERE!

With the brand damage and controversy swirling around Lloyds at the moment are senior employees looking to escape before it gets any worse? It does seem likely that some of the rats may be  ready to desert the sinking ship before the warrants start to arrive.

DOES MY CASE HELP OTHER LLOYDS VICTIMS?

There are many other Lloyds victims and I believe that they will be helped by the mine of new information that I have uncovered whilst putting together the court action to win back my stolen property.

So, will I be producing an Edmonds Report ?

FAKE NEWS

While we are in the jungle we are cut off from all forms of communication, so now I’m out I have been catching up on some of the coverage of I’m A Celebrity. You definitely can’t believe everything you read  or hear on the news! You might also be surprised by the deep philosophical nature of some of conversations in the I’m A Celebrity camp.
 

LLOYDS HELPED ME EAT BUGS!

Everyone knows that the most challenging part of I’m A Celebrity is the horrendous Bush Tucker Trials.
Usually I like the food on my plate to keep still while I’m eating it, so how did I manage to put those revolting creepy crawlies in my mouth?

HAVE LLOYDS PERFORMED A DRAMATIC U-TURN?

Lloyds tried to totally discredit Sally Masterton, author of the so-called Turnbull report in to what Lloyd’s bosses knew about Criminality at HBOS before Lloyds bought it.  They tried to bury the report saying  they,” Didn’t recognise it”, but now, under pressure, they are changing their tune!

 

LEGAL PAPERS HAVE NOW BEEN SERVED ON LLOYDS

On November 22nd my lawyer Jonathan Coad of Keystone Law served Lloyd’s lawyers with legal papers to institute proceedings in my claim against the bank.

Why has it taken so long to get to this point and what do I think my chances are of winning ?

DON’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ IN THE TABLOIDS !

Does Noel really hate Ant and Dec?

Is he really involved in a spat with Holly Willoughby?

You probably won’t be too surprised to hear that the reality doesn’t bear much relation to the headlines, although Noel does have one amazing revelation the tabloids missed!

WHEN NOEL EATS A COCKROACH HE WILL BE THINKING OF THE LLOYDS BOSS !

Noel says that his trip to the jungle is bound to help the profile of his ongoing battle with Lloyds to get justice for himself and other victims who lost their businesses because of the fraudulent actions of criminal bankers. If Lloyds were hoping his fight would run out of steam then they are very wrong!

 

 

WAS IT LLOYDS THAT MADE NOEL DECIDE TO HEAD FOR THE JUNGLE?

A lot of people are wondering if it is Noel’s ongoing battle with Lloyds Bank that prompted him to say yes to taking part in I’M A CELEBRITY, after all he has encountered some fairly  disgusting critters during that struggle! Could that be what made him want to take on the revolting bugs in the jungle?

DOES NOEL THINK HE CAN BE KING OF THE JUNGLE?

Just before jetting off to Oz for I’M A CELEBRITY Noel gave us his thoughts on the chances of him coming out on top. If his battle with Lloyds is anything to go by we know he is more than ready for whatever the jungle has in store, but does he think he can win?

 

 

 

 

WHY ARE LLOYDS SHARES GOING DOWN ?

Despite supposed good news about the performance and profitability of Lloyds the share price keeps going down.

Why?

Something appears to be fundamentally wrong, even though the share price is constantly being talked up, the trend is in the other direction! So what do I think is going on with the Lloyds share price?
 

WHY I’M GOING IN TO THE JUNGLE

After months of trying to hack my way through the tangled thickets of Lloyds banking fraud I’m taking on a jungle challenge of a different kind and I’m really looking forward to it. So why is now the right time for me to be in I’M A CELEBRITY?

JUNGLE SPECULATION CRASHES LLOYDS SHAREPRICE?

The media frenzy around the rumour NOEL EDMONDS will be the major star on this year’s I’m a Celebrity is quite unprecedented and almost all of the reports include details of his battle for justice with LLOYDS BANK.

 Senior LLOYDS executives and in particular the odious HORTY NOSORIO must be quaking at the thought that EDMONDS whose name has become synonymous with the plight of all the victims of the U.K.’s most toxic bank, “might” be heavily featured every single night of the coming weeks on ITV.

Is it a coincidence that the LLOYDS share price has just crashed?

 

LLOYDS MASSIVE U-TURN

IS THIS THE CLEAREST SIGN YET OF THE INCREASING  DIVISION WITHIN LLOYDS SENIOR MANAGEMENT?

Our sources have been reporting for many months that there is growing opposition within Lloyds senior management and the LLOYDS BOARD about the way in which the LLOYDS CEO HORTY NOSORIO and his sidekick, the Chairman LORD BLACKWELL, are blocking police enquiries and lying about their knowledge of the criminal culture within LLOYDS BANK.

Historically LLOYDS BANK have always denied ownership of the TURNBULL REPORT and lied through their teeth when they claimed that its author Sally Masterton had been acting independently and most certainly had not been instructed by LLOYDS executives to investigate the criminality and report back.

Under mounting pressure from every quarter- the media, politicians, the regulator, the police and of course thousands of LLOYDS’ victims those at the top of the U.K.’s most toxic bank have finally had to admit the truth and provide compensation to the woman they bullied to the very edge of a mental breakdown.

SALLY MASTERTON is by any definition an absolute heroine and she should be publicly acknowledged for her determination, in the face of appalling intimidation from LLOYDS, to place the truth in the public domain.

 

 

 

SO LLOYDS’ EXECUTIVES LIED:

1-THEY DID COMMISSION THE REPORT

2-THEY ALL KNEW ABOUT THE CRIMINAL ACTS IN THEIR BANK

 

 

BANKERS NEED TO BE TRUSTED.

WHO WOULD EVER TRUST LLOYDS BANK?

THE TRUTH IS HERE.

Its all here.

 

SALLY MASTERTON, the former LLOYDS BANK employee tasked with investigating the criminal activity within HBOS/LLOYDS compiled a report, as instructed by her managers, and when LLOYDS senior executives saw the incriminating evidence they began a massive cover-up.

LLOYDS also bullied Sally into silence and made her life, in her words, ‘ a living hell’.

Incredibly LLOYDS failed to break Sally and this extraordinarily brave lady decided to face up to the BANKSTERS and ensure that her report- code named TURNBULL- entered the public domain.

 

We now know the extent of the criminality within HBOS/LLOYDS which the senior management have been desperate to conceal for over a decade.

The current LLOYDS management under the morally corrupt CEO Antonio Horty Nosorio still maintain the lie that the criminality was confined to a couple of rogue bankers operating in a small regional office in Reading Berkshire. The TURNBULL REPORT blows this lie apart and confirms that the criminal activities extended throughout the HBOS/LLOYDS organisation and were most active in the region known as- London and the South-East, which of course includes LLOYDS’ London HQ.

 

 

 

Sally’s report was commissioned over six years ago which is why the EDMONDS REPORT it is so very important. This report compiled by the investigators and lawyers of NOEL EDMONDS’ legal team reveals more about the extent of the criminal behaviour, the modus operandi of the bankers and of particular significance the chain of command within HBOS/LLOYDS.

The EDMONDS REPORT explains in minute detail how LLOYDS targets its victims, controls their finances and then swiftly acquires their assets and livelihoods.

The evidence, backed up by witness statements, is compelling,irrefutable and utterly shocking.

ANOTHER REPORT BLOWS LLOYDS’ COVERUP

After 12 months of investigations by lawyers and private investigators liaising with 3 police authorities; the APPG on Fair Business Banking; forensic accountants; investigative journalists and former HBOS/LLOYDS employees, NOEL EDMONDS’ legal team have completed a follow-up report to the explosive TURNBULL REPORT which blew apart the great LLOYDS BANK coverup.

 

This week copies of the the EDMONDS REPORT will be sent to LLOYDS’ lawyers and the National Crime Agency, Thames Valley Police, Police Scotland the SFO and the FCA.

JUSTICE FOR ALL HBOS/LLOYDS VICTIMS EDGES EVER CLOSER.

LLOYDS CAN NO LONGER HIDE THE TRUTH

ITS ABOUT TO GET EVEN WORSE FOR LLOYDS!!

 

 

MARK RITSON OF MARKETING WEEK WAS RIGHT ON 3 COUNTS:

1- NOEL EDMONDS HONEST MEDIA CAMPAIGN EXPOSING LLOYDS TOXIC CULTURE IS SERIOUSLY DAMAGING THE LLOYDS BRAND AND TURNING AWAY YOUNGER POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS.

2- NOEL EDMONDS NAME HAS BECOME SYNONYMOUS WITH LLOYDS CALLOUS HANDLING OF THEIR VICTIMS FIGHT FOR JUSTICE.

3- NOEL EDMONDS WILL NOT BE BULLIED INTO SUBMISSION.

AND JUST WHEN LLOYDS THOUGHT THINGS COULDN’T GET WORSE THERE’S A BIG SHOCK COMING…….

 

 

 

NOEL EDMONDS VERY HIGH PUBLIC PROFILE IS ABOUT TO BECOME EVEN HIGHER.

 

 

NOEL EDMONDS MEDIA COVERAGE IS ABOUT TO GO BALLISTIC.

 

 

MANY WILL BE EXCITED BY THIS INTERESTING  DEVELOPMENT

 

 

 

LLOYDS’ CHAIRMAN LORD BLACKWELL WILL  BE WIDE-EYED IN AMAZEMENT

 

 

THE LLOYDS BOARD WILL BE DUMB STRUCK

 

 

 

 

AND EVEN HORTY NOSORIO WILL BE SHOCKED TO THE CORE.

 

 

 

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WHEN WILL CITY ANALYSTS BE HONEST WITH THE BRITISH PUBLIC?

We all know that the “City” looks after its own to the exclusion of honest UK citizens and to the detriment of our once proud nation.

But, how much longer will the so-called financial “experts”, who influence the markets with their recommendations of buy or sell, conceal the dark truth which they all know about LLOYDS BANK?

 

In this Motley Fool article the analysis deliberately fails to alert readers to the subject which Lloyds executives are desperate to hide.

 

 

 

YES,WE AGREE. GIVE LLOYDS’ SHARES A VERY, VERY, VERY WIDE BERTH BECAUSE……

 

LLOYDS regularly schmoozes analysts and journalists in an effort to divert attention from the dark secret which, if given widespread coverage would almost certainly destroy the share price and possibly even trigger the failure of the entire Lloyds Banking Group.

What is the secret LLOYDS will do anything to hide?

 

 

 

 

LLOYDS BANK IS CURRENTLY FACING THOUSANDS OF LEGAL ACTIONS WHICH COLLECTIVELY AMOUNT TO NOT MILLIONS IN PAYOUTS-

BUT BILLIONS.

THIS SCENARIO DWARFS THE £20 BILLION LLOYDS HAS SO FAR PAID OUT TO CUSTOMERS IT RIPPED OFF IN THE PROTECTION SCANDAL.

LLOYDS BANK IS FACING LEGAL CLAIMS BY VICTIMS WHICH ARE IN THE 100’S OF BILLIONS.

THATS WHY INVESTING IN LLOYDS BANK SHARES IS UTTER MADNESS.

BUT WHEN WILL A BRAVE CITY ANALYST HAVE THE GUTS TO TELL THE WORLD?

HORTY YOU’VE COST NOEL REAL MONEY

NOEL EDMONDS had to buy a LLOYDS’ share in order to attend the farce known as the LLOYDS AGM.

It cost him 67p.

 

That solitary share is now worth only 56p.

HORTY-along with the other LLOYDS shareholders EDMONDS is not happy with how you’re ruining their investments.

IT REALLY IS TIME FOR YOU TO GO.

We have a suggestion for your replacement……

 

He’s got the same business DNA as you HORTY.

The same moral fibre and ruthless disregard for truth and justice.

 

 

MOVE OVER HORTY NOSORIO-LET SIR PHIL RUN YOUR TOXIC BANK

LLOYDS’ SHARE PRICE CONTINUES TO SLIDE.

 

 

 

 

DESPITE THE PR HYPE LLOYDS’ SHARES KEEP GOING DOWN!!!!!

 

WHY?

 

WHERE WILL THE PRICE GO WHEN THAMES VALLEY POLICE, THE NATIONAL CRIME AGENCY AND THE SERIOUS FRAUD OFFICE REVEAL THE RESULTS OF THEIR INVESTIGATIONS INTO LLOYDS EXECUTIVES?

 

 

GEORGE KNOWS THE SKELETONS ARE ABOUT TO FALL OUT OF THE OVERLOADED CUPBOARD

GEORGE CULMER THE LLOYDS BANK FINANCE DIRECTOR HAS ANNOUNCED HE’S INTENDING TO LEAVE THE UK’S MOST TOXIC BANK.

 

 

AT THIS YEARS AGM NOEL EDMONDS ASKED GEORGE IF IT WAS TRUE THAT LLOYDS BANK SPEND EVERY YEAR £1.2 BILLION ON LAWYERS?

GEORGE PRODUCED JEERS OF CONTEMPT FROM SHAREHOLDERS WHEN HE RESPONDED-      ‘thats not a figure I recognise’.

GEORGE- YOU MAY ESCAPE THE EXPOSURE OF LLOYDS CRIMINALITY BUT AS ONE OF THE ARCHITECTS OF THE FAILED COVER-UP YOU CANT AVOID PROSECUTION.SLEEP EASY.

BANKS DON’T WRECK LIVES-BANKERS DO!

 

KATHERINE MAY BE AN EXCELLENT, CONSCIENTIOUS JOURNALIST BUT SHE’S HORRIBLY DETACHED FROM THE REALITIES OF LIFE AS A VICTIM OF THE CORRUPT UK BANKING SYSTEM.

 

KATHERINE OBJECTS TO NOEL EDMONDS FIGHTING LLOYDS THROUGH BOTH THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM AND THE MEDIA.

OF MORE CONCERN IS THE FACT SHE CAN’T DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN BANKS AND BANKERS.

 

KATHERINE-the victims of the Banksters, which in terms of the austerity they triggered is pretty much every man, woman and child in the UK, are angry with BANKERS not BANKS. They want justice.

They want to see Bankers jailed. Until this happens the financial system will continue to be discredited and Bankers mistrusted. Past and present politicians are now calling for this to happen and just a few days ago the Chairman of the FCA expressed the view bankers should have been prosecuted.

In future please distinguish between the edifice and the evil humans within.

 

 

A CONSTANT STREAM OF LLOYDS VICTIMS

We receive a steady stream of cases just like Carl’s.

 

 

 

How can Horty Nosorio remain in his position when so clearly his bank has zero regard for its customers who it fleeces at every opportunity?

 

THIS MAN REALLY IS AN EVIL BASTARD

VILLAIN or VICTIM?

Yesterday NOEL EDMONDS visited MICHAEL BANCROFT one of the Reading 6 who is now serving 10 years in prison for his part in the great HBOS/LLOYDS banking crime.

 

 

 

The meeting, also attended by a member of EDMONDS’ legal team, lasted over 2 hours. Once NOEL EDMONDS has checked the legal position he will be revealing some of what was discussed including information provided by BANCROFT which may be of use to other LLOYDS’ victims.

NEEDLESS TO SAY LLOYDS’ WILL NOT LIKE WHAT WILL SOON BE IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN

GOING DOWN NOSORIO

OH HOW ALL THE LLOYDS’ VICTIMS WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU GO DOWN!

IN THE MEANTIME ITS YOUR TOXIC BANK’S SHARE PRICE THATS GOING DOWN,DOWN,DOWN.

 

 

 

 

 

SEX SECRETS?

WHY SHOULD THE LIFTING OF GAGGING ORDERS ONLY APPLY TO SEX CASES?

 

IF WE WANT AN OPEN AND FAIR SOCIETY NO ONE WHO EXPERIENCES OR WITNESSES ANY CRIMINAL ACTS SHOULD BE GAGGED.

LLOYDS’ BANKERS HAVE USED THESE ORDERS TO SILENCE COUNTLESS WHISTLEBLOWERS OVER MANY YEARS AND COVER UP THEIR CRIMINALITY.

 

THE LAW MUST BE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE HONEST FROM THE DEPRAVED AND CORRUPT IN BRITISH SOCIETY.

 

OH YEAH NOSORIO

 

THE LLOYDS CEO, HORTY NOSORIO, HAS BEEN BRIEFING THE MEDIA THAT “NOEL EDMONDS IS BLUFFING” AND IS TRYING TO GET MONEY FROM HIM WITHOUT ISSUING PROCEEDINGS-“OTHERWISE WHY HASN’T HE DONE ANYTHING LEGAL YET?”

 

 

 

 

WELL HORTY YOU CAN SEE FROM THIS MAIL ON SUNDAY EXCLUSIVE ONE OF THE REASONS WHY YOU’VE NOT RECEIVED NOEL’S PAPERS-YET-IS BECAUSE HE CONTINUES TO GET EVIDENCE OF YOUR WRONGDOING FROM MANY SOURCES INCLUDING ONE OF THOSE IN PRISON!

 

YOU’LL GET YOUR BIG COMEUPPANCE WITHIN THE NEXT 4 WEEKS AND YOU’RE NOT GOING TO LIKE WHAT YOU SEE!!

 

WHY ARE UK BANKSTERS IMMUNE FROM PROSECUTION?

Q-IF AUSTRALIA CAN ENFORCE THE RULE OF LAW ON CORRUPT BANKERS WHY WON’T THE UK?

A-THE POLITICAL ELITE IN BRITAIN AND THE UK MONEY MAFIA ARE ONE AND THE SAME.

 

 

BUT HORTY,  THE MOOD IS CHANGING AND YOU ARE NUMBER ONE IN THE CROSS HAIRS OF PARLIAMENTARY JUSTICE

 

 

KEVIN IS DOING A BRILLIANT JOB ATTACKING BANKSTERS-HE WILL NOT BE STOPPED- EVEN BY LLOYDS’ GREEDY LAWYERS.

 

 

 

WATCH OUT HORTY-THE MOMENTUM IS BUILDING-PARLIAMENT IS AFTER YOU.

 

 

 

 

BBC BLOW THEIR CHANCE

 

THE RECENT ‘INSIDE OUT’ COVERAGE OF LLOYDS’ CRIMINAL BEHAVIOUR COULD HAVE BEEN A BIG LEAP FORWARD IN TERMS OF MEDIA SCRUTINY OF BRITAIN’S MOST TOXIC BANK. HOWEVER, AUNTIE CHICKENED OUT AFTER HUGE PRESSURE FROM LLOYDS HIGHLY PAID LAWYERS.

AT LEAST IT EXPOSES LLOYDS BANKSTERS TO AN AUDIENCE THAT MIGHT BE UNAWARE OF HOW EASY IT IS TO BECOME A LLOYDS VICTIM AND LOSE EVERYTHING YOU’VE WORKED FOR.

HEED THE WARNING:LLOYDS ARE ‘RIGHT BESIDE YOU’ READY TO GRAB YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GOOD MORNING HORTY

WE UNDERSTAND FROM OUR HOTLINE CONTRIBUTORS THAT ALL IS NOT WELL AT THE TOP OF YOUR BANK?

Our whistleblowing sources tell us that the relentless pressure from the APPG, the recent debate in the House of Commons and Kevin Hollinrake’s question during this week’s PMQ’s plus the ongoing investigation by Thames Valley police, the National Crime Agency and the  consistent adverse media coverage of Lloyds bank is causing a major split amongst senior management ranks. Apparently even members of the board are expressing their opposition to the current senior management strategy of lie and deny.

The most amusing anecdote we’ve received is that Horty Nosorio is ‘more than pissed off’  with the ‘media obsession with Noel Edmonds.’

WELL HORTY YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET ANOTHER VERY NASTY SHOCK

In the meantime Noel sends you this thought for your day:

 

 

 

 

HORTY-YOU’VE LIED SO OFTEN YOU CAN NEVER BE TRUSTED

 

 

 

 

LLOYDS RESPONSE TO THE APPG QUESTIONS

 

 

                                                      ADRIAN WHITE

 

                                                                                           
 ps do you like my new Lloyds uniform? Horty designed it himself. I wear it at all the meetings with our victims.Seems to work.

 

SELF DELUDED BANKSTER

The excremental CEO of RBS, DROSS McEWAN,  tells the BBC that in his opinion it will take 5 to 10 years to rebuild trust in his bank.

The arrogance of the man is breathtaking. Just like his opposite number at Lloyds, the equally dishonest HORTY NOSORIO, McEWAN will never admit that he is a major part of the problem and is therefore not in a position to be part of the solution.

 

DROSS you will never be forgiven for attacking the victims of your notorious GRG.

Your arrogance and total lack of appreciation for the suffering they’ve experienced at the hands of your fellow bankers in RBS can never be erased from our collective memory. 

 

 

Your Chairman recently revealed that you are thinking of rebranding the bank because you acknowledge consumer trust has evaporated. Well, all the victims of corrupt UK bankers can give you some sound advice and save you a fortune.

Your bank RBS, just like Lloyds, is a tainted brand synonymous with everything that is corrupt and criminal in the UK banking sector.

 

 

 

You are the Gerald Ratner of banking. You are the Philip Green of banking. You have secured life membership of the morally corrupt bankers club.

The only hope for rebuilding  trust in RBS,  or whatever you want to call your notorious bank, is for you to relinquish your position and get out of the UK as quickly as possible.

 

 

WHY?

 

Economists and city analysts will tell you it’s a very complex subject but at its core there is a simple explanation- the U.K.’s financial sector is systemically corrupt.

 

This has been identified in Parliament where yet again MPs agreed that the scale of the cost of the banker’s strategy of pillaging small to medium-sized UK enterprises has cost the country billions and is probably “the biggest crime in history” not just UK crime but the biggest crime in history anywhere in the world.

 

Who is responsible for the dire state of Britains finances?

 

So dire that the International Monetary Fund has calculated the net worth of 31 countries and the UK is right at the bottom of the table. Only Portugal, globally recognised as an economic basket case, has a lower net worth. The analysis shows that Britain has frittered away its assets in order to massage the public sector finances resulting in a nation without significant assets.

 

Another way of putting it – the UK is bust.

 

Now you can of course blame successive governments.You can say that the democratic process in the UK in which governments  have a limited time to implement new plans before they have to seek re-election makes it impossible to plan for the future. You can cite pressure from emerging markets and of course our long fractious relationship with the EU. But these are excuses that disguise the rotten core of the problem.

 

The UK financial system not only allows corruption- it actively encourages it.

 

We have in the UK an elite class of bankers who are simply above the law.They’re the most powerful people in the country and probably worldwide. This relatively small number of morally corrupt self-serving bankers bear most of the responsibility for the past 10 years of austerity and the disastrous state of the UK economy.

 

YET WE DO NOTHING TO STOP THEM!

 

Time and time again the journalists talk of banking issues, banking shortcomings, banking wrongdoing and occasionally they spotlight banking corruption.But the terminology merely exacerbates the problem.This is a human disaster created by humans.

 

These corrupt bankers are human beings with no regard for their fellow man, woman or child.

 

The people who run our major banks think nothing of lying to Parliament, the regulators, the media and their own shareholders.These corrupt bankers supported by ineffectual regulators know that they can block any police investigations and simply create their own ‘independent’ investigations whenever their wrongdoing is uncovered.

 

 

Bankers, like Lloyds’ Horty Nosorio,  cause misery to millions and yet they simply stick 2 fingers up to  the rest of us knowing they are untouchable.

 

There are many reasons why the UK economy is shot to pieces. There are many reasons why we owe the world more money than the sum total of our assets.

 

But the No1 reason why the UK, as an economic and financial entity is no longer sustainable, is because the UK’s elite bankers continue to screw the rest of us.

 

THE FEW SCREW YOU-K!

 

 

 

 

CHURCHILL WAS RIGHT

“You cannot defeat an ideology. You can only defeat its disciples-

and first you must identify them.”

HONEST, HARDWORKING BRITISH BUSINESSMEN AND WOMEN ARE BEING ATTACKED, EXPLOITED, PILLAGED AND DESTROYED BY BANKERS-

                NOT BANKS-BANKERS!

 

IDENTIFY THEM AND ACHIEVE JUSTICE FOR ALL VICTIMS OF DISHONEST UK BANKERS

 

BANKER GUIDE

 

THIS IS YOUR HANDY GUIDE TO SPOTTING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN INANIMATE OBJECT THAT CAN’T HARM YOU AND THE HUMAN WHO CAN AND WILL:

 

 

THIS IS A BANK

THIS IS A BANKER

 

 

THIS IS A BANK

 

THIS IS A BANKER

 

 

 THIS IS A BANK

 

THIS IS A BANKER

 

 

 

THIS USED TO BE A BANK

 

 

 

THIS USED TO BE A……IF ONLY !

 

 

 

BANKS DON’T COMMIT CRIMES-BANKERS DO!

Today yet another Parliamentary debate has taken place on the subject of the U.K.’s broken financial system.

Whilst many of the MPs made reference to the past debates having failed to stimulate action within the Treasury, the Home Office. the SFO and the FCA victims are left wondering how many more debates there will be on a subject which is crystal clear to the hundreds of thousands of banking victims across the UK?

Its all very well debating but victims want action-NOW!

 

However, it’s difficult to see how the necessary momentum can be created when MPs keep referring to offending banks rather than  corrupt bankers.

There will never be change in the U.K.’s systemically corrupt banking system whilst we keep talking about an entity rather than the individuals ( actually a very small number) who created the  immoral and frequently criminal strategy and carry it out whilst putting two fingers up to Parliament, the regulator, the police, the media and their shareholders.

In the case of Lloyds Bank the misery it bestows upon thousands of its victims is not created by its lavish London HQ, its opulent Edinburgh offices, the utterly corrupt Bristol HQ or any of its regional offices- it’s the top level bankers who are responsible and who should be brought to account.

We can have hundreds of debates in Parliament and the media can create acres of print and hours of broadcast material but nothing will change until the corrupt individuals are identified and the appropriate action is taken against them.

We need to identify and punish the culprits.Only then will the culture change because their equally corrupt, but at the moment anonymous, colleagues will not want to follow them into prison.

Remember these are human beings who would pursue their own self-serving, morally corrupt and in some cases criminal activities in any business sector.It just so happens they’ve identified banking as being an industry which is above the law and therefore they are immune to prosecution.

So, let’s stop referring to corrupt banks and instead  use the correct term- corrupt bankers.

Here’s a few already identified by the Police & Crime Commissioner of Thames Valley Police:

 

 

 

 

TIME TO GO HOME?

Jose, a growing number of Brits would like us to f**k off back to Portugal. Fancy sharing my private jet?

DROSS McKEWAN ASKS NOEL FOR RE-BRANDING HELP

RBS CEO, DROSS McKEWAN, HAS SECRETLY APPROACHED NOEL EDMONDS TO ASSIST WITH HIS PLAN TO REBRAND HIS NOTORIOUS BANK.

 

 

 

McKEWAN SAYS-

“I’ve turned to Noel as the man is a design genius.He successfully rebranded LLOYDS BANK with a fresh logo that encapsulated the business ethics and morality of LLOYDS and I’m hoping he can do the same for RBS.”

 

PARLIAMENTARY PRESSURE INCREASES ON CORRUPT LLOYDS EXECUTIVES

ADRIAN WHITE IS KNOWN AS THE HIMMLER OF GRESHAM STREET-A CYNICAL,CLINICAL ENFORCER FOR THE LLOYDS’

REGIME.

 

 

WHITE WILL REGARD KEVIN HOLLINRAKE MP AS AN IRRITANT RATHER THAN A THREAT TO THE LLOYDS’ MASTERPLAN.

NOTE 2 THINGS:

1-THE FINAL PARA-HOW WILL WHITE RESPOND?

2- THE NAMES OF THE GUILTY LLOYDS HIERARCHY WHO, AS THE THAMES VALLEY POLICE COMMISSIONER SAYS-SHOULD ALL FACE PROSECUTION FOR CRIMINAL COMPLICITY.

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LLOYDS ESCAPES

INTERESTING USE OF THE WORD “ESCAPES”.

MW ARE SO RIGHT TO CALL THIS AN “ESCAPE” AS NOW PARLIAMENT IS GOING TO FORCE LLOYDS TO MAKE IT CLEAR IN THEIR ADVERTISING THAT:

‘YOUR LIFE AND LIVELIHOOD ARE AT RISK IF YOUR BUSINESS BANKS WITH LLOYDS”!

 

 

JUDE-YOU’RE MUGS

LLOYDS WILL BUILD UP YOUR BUSINESS AND THEN MUG YOU.

 

LLOYDS BANK-ON YOUR SIDE